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This IS the way to Amarillo...    
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Just in case there was any doubt......

1.Start at Three Bridges Train station.

2.Take train to London Heathrow Airport.

3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth"- follow for 0.2 miles.

6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles

7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles

8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles

15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles

16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles

18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .
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