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How much of a pisshead are you? Take this test and find out... Drunk Test Have you ever gone out drinking more than 3 days on the trot? Yes No Have you ever said "oh come on stay out for one more!!" ? Yes No Have you ever fallen down whilst being a little drunk? Yes No Ever tried inserting a condom/balloon up your nose and getting it out your mouth? Yes No Have you ever made a Punch that was a little too strong? Yes No Have you drunkenly snogged a pals bird/bloke ? Yes No Ever Climbed a statue to place a traffic cone strategically on its head/body? Yes No Ever made a pass at a friends parent when steamin? Yes No Ever purchased a doner kebab? Yes No Have you accidentally set fire to yourself or your flat when pissed? Yes No Injured yourself whilst drunkenly showing your 'moves' Yes No Woke up after a party with no idea where you are? Yes No Woke up semi naked after a party beside a complete stranger? Yes No Snogged a good lookin babe/dude who turned out to be a dog Yes No ever had a taxi driver refuse you entry for being too drunk ? Yes No ever 'lost' your mates in a club only to find 'brand new' ones ? Yes No Ever drunkenly told someone you "Really, really, REALLY love them" Yes No Have you ever drunkenly insulted your boss/senior management Yes No Ever split up with bird/bloke when drunk only to grovel the next day? Yes No Have you ever woken up with sick in your hair Yes No Have you ever been sick in a bed (not necessarily your own) Yes No Woken up in a bath? Not necessarilly full Yes No Do you take your cans back from the party that you haven’t drunk? Yes No Have you ever drank on a bus? Yes No Have you ever let slip a little wee in the bed when semi conscious or asleep? Yes No Do you measure your wages in beer shillings? Yes No Worn a pair of pants (don’t have to be yours) on your head for a "laff" Yes No Created a big scene on a nite out to which you have no memory of the next day? Yes No Ever "followed thru" (wet fart or worse) when particularly goosed? Yes No spent your taxi/bus fare home on drinks and had to walk home? Yes No Have you ever lusted after any type of animal when honking drunk (eg badger)? Yes No Ever drank from a can or bottle at a party that has been used as an ashtray? Yes No Have you ever shaved any of your hair off when tiddly? Yes No Snogged a same sex friend "as a joke/for a laff" on a night out? Yes No Came home minus a shoe from a party or night out? Yes No Have you fell asleep "on the job"? Yes No Mooned the police (posh folk that means baring your chuff at the filth) Yes No Taken your top clothing off in a pub/club and paraded about bare chested? Yes No Attempted to get your friend to unwittingly drink your urine? Yes No Turned up to work absolutely incapable of speech/rational thought and mingin of drink? Yes No Have you ever peed somwhere you assumed to be the toilet but wasn’t? Yes No
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