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The Chav Test    
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The Chav Test

Take this test and find out how chavvy you are!

The Chav Test


1. Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland?
Yes
No

2. Have you ever worn Burberry check?
Yes
No

3. Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
Yes
No

4. Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror?
Yes
No

5. Is your mobile phone on a 'pay as you go' tariff?
Yes
No

6. Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date?
Yes
No

7. Are you into 'R & B'?
Yes
No

8. Have you ever eaten corned beef stew?
Yes
No

9. Have you ever worn jewellery from 'Elizabeth Duke' at Argos?
Yes
No

10. Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit?
Yes
No

11. Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?
Yes
No

12. Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'?
Yes
No

13. Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present?
Yes
No

14. Have you ever bought second class stamps?
Yes
No

15. Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
Yes
No

16. Do you think Marks & Spencer's food hall is too expensive?
Yes
No

17. Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere?
Yes
No

18. Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester?
Yes
No

19. Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
Yes
No

20. Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
Yes
No

21. Would you eat own brand baked beans?
Yes
No

22. Do you prefer Carling to Stella?
Yes
No

23. Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'?
Yes
No

24. Do you consider Jordan to be 'actually quite intelligent'?
Yes
No

25. Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo?
Yes
No

26. Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train?
Yes
No

27. Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
Yes
No

28. Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?
Yes
No

29. Have you ever referred to pudding as 'dessert' or 'sweet'?
Yes
No

31. Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later?
Yes
No

32. Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'?
Yes
No

33. Have you ever referred to a loo as a 'toilet'?
Yes
No

34. Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?
Yes
No

35. Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B & Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc
Yes
No

36. Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives?
Yes
No

37. Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas?
Yes
No

38. Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's?
Yes
No

39. Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits?
Yes
No

40. Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation?
Yes
No

41. Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?
Yes
No

42. Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal?
Yes
No

43. Are the toes on your shoes square?
Yes
No

44. Do you know any straight men who wear earings?
Yes
No

45. Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit?
Yes
No

46. Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?
Yes
No
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