Some of the thought provoking questions asked by the Northern funnyman...
1. Why
does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed?
2. If
a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of
the
earth
3. Why
can't women put on mascara with their mouth
closed?
4. Is
it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your back
side
5. Why
is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and
say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an
alcoholic'?
6. Why
is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
7. Why
does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a
'use by'
date?
8. Why
do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp
no one would
eat?
9. Is
French kissing in France
just called
kissing?
10.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes
out'?
11.
What do people in China
call their good
plates?
12.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to
their crotch when they ask where the
bathroom?
13.
Why is a person that handles your money called a
'Broker'?
14. If
quizzes are quizzical, what are
tests?
15.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over billion stars in
the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make
sure?
16.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but
when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
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